Ye olde Dialogue-e (2 Viewers)

[Blargh]

I know one thing: A porn dialogue writer I am not.

However I like playing around with stuff I can mod so here's the fruit of my labour. It's a generic Shakespearean dialogue that's applicable to anything you want to ham up to eleven ;) I could see it being used for anything from a fair medieval maiden to a devious succubus or maybe an actress.

I welcome any and all feedback, especially constructive criticism.

EDIT: I have uploaded a new version. It has two or three new lines, less grammar and spelling mistakes and a little more animation.

 

[hypocrite]

Amusing, if not very exciting. :P

 

[booster]

well I wouldn't be able to wank to this but it's frikkin funny :D

Spoiler

especially the ending :)

 

[AaRL]

Cute. a medevil maiden or a damsel in distress

 

[RajasGrime]

This dialogue is 400 years overdue.

Thine feels more natural than thy to me, otherwise I love it.

 

[Blargh]

This dialogue is 400 years overdue.

Thine feels more natural than thy to me, otherwise I love it.

Thanks ;)
I actually tried to stay true to the actual grammar, meaning that "thine" is used before a vowel or an h. Any other case it's "thine".

 

[Xiombarg]

Sounds like something overheard at a local Ren-Faire, or somewhere at Pennsic ;)
(Kudos to any who get the reference)

Well played, good sir! Goes well with the various Gothic backgrounds, or various Fantasy character sets (Zelda, etc).

 

[Final]

This dialogue is 400 years overdue.

Thine feels more natural than thy to me, otherwise I love it.

Thanks ;)
I actually tried to stay true to the actual grammar, meaning that "thine" is used before a vowel or an h. Any other case it's "thine".

Yeah, it actually follows rules still in use today (“a”/“an”). I suspect our non-English origins to be the reason why “thine” sounds more natural to you (and me): It’s closer to the German “dein” and, as I presume, its Dutch equivalent.

Nice dialogue.

 

[RajasGrime]

Our equivalent sounds nothing like "thine" or "dein" ("jouw"), but you may be right about the "dein" part.

 

[Final]

Our equivalent sounds nothing like "thine" or "dein" ("jouw"), but you may be right about the "dein" part.

Oh, I didn’t know that. Well, as said, I can totally comprehend Germans prefering “thine”.

 

[Blargh]

I have uploaded a new version with more lines, more animation and less mistakes ;)

 

[Gennydimaro]

That's Hilarious.

 

[Pim_gd]

Fixed dialogue via DialogueChecker.
Issues resolved(1):
An uneven amount of double quotes was found on line 45. This could indicate a coding error.

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