I know one thing: A porn dialogue writer I am not. However I like playing around with stuff I can mod so here's the fruit of my labour. It's a generic Shakespearean dialogue that's applicable to anything you want to ham up to eleven ;) I could see it being used for anything from a fair medieval maiden to a devious succubus or maybe an actress. I welcome any and all feedback, especially constructive criticism. EDIT: I have uploaded a new version. It has two or three new lines, less grammar and spelling mistakes and a little more animation.