Working as a real life Zako (1 Viewer)

[Deleted member 517771]

Hi y'all, I'm a huge fan of Zakos and I often daydream about myself being a mischivious faceless goon working for an evil organization / villain, what's the closest thing to being a Zako irl?

 

[tzarm]

maybe look into joining ISIS?

 

[Watt Khan]

Gadaffi's defunct Amazon brigade? :

There are probably some other historical or contemporary examples. But, I would suggest we please keep this whole zako thing within the realm of fantasy. Things can get uncomfortable and insensitive real quick if we bring in social realities plus its geopolitical baggage.

Edit: Case in point, former members of Gaddafi's Amazon brigade recounted that they were victims of abuse and manipulation. The real world does not translate to the goofy zako scenarios entertained in this site.

 

[Zufallx]

Gadaffi's defunct Amazon brigade? :

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There are probably some other historical or contemporary examples. But, I would suggest we please keep this whole zako thing within the realm of fantasy. Things can get uncomfortable and insensitive real quick if we bring in social realities plus its geopolitical baggage.

Edit: Case in point, former members of Gaddafi's Amazon brigade recounted that they were victims of abuse and manipulation. The real world does not translate to the goofy zako scenarios entertained in this site.

North Korea has something similar going on.

 

[lifenaelika]

Real life is pathetic. Working as a "zako" combatant in any org would mean endless training, not-sexy-at-all uniforms, heavy equipments, and getting yourself dirty from many things like powder, mud, smoke and perhaps your own blood. And to make things worse, all this would probably end by getting killed by modern weapons, which means you could barely leave an intact corpse there.
I agree with Watt, let's keep this within the realm of fantasy.

 

[Drizzt78]

Wasn't there a Japanese agency that did Zako escort scenarios?

 

[Weoooo]

Wasn't there a Japanese agency that did Zako escort scenarios?

Yeah, Gotanda-Heroine. It's a superheroine/supervillainess/zako sex play agency. Which is kind of remarkable, but also makes a tremendous amount of sense. Not only does it market you to the specific audience you want, it also adds a layer of safety to the whole thing due to it being a group and not a sex worker doing it freelance. I can see this being an extremely dangerous scenario to chase as an unaffiliated worker, "you're a bad girl and I beat you up" isn't exactly... safe.

Honestly the whole thing with the Zako scenario is that it's inherently unrealistic. It's never made sense, unless you start taking a whole lot of things out of it. It cannot be translated to real-life outside of gimmicks and play.

If you find the idea exciting, try talking to your partner about it, if you have one. I can't... really think of any other good advice that would be responsible. Maybe sign up to be a security guard somewhere, get a uniform that's too small, and pretend the hotel you're working the night shift at is a secret weapons facility? Hope to god nobody notices that your job is a sex thing for you?
(don't do that that sucks, that's a joke)

 

[Zamaron1]

Gotta agree with everyone here. THere isn't much of "real life zakos". You just wear the same clothign and gear as the men, and in cases like those all female military units, ussually those are pretty sexist in that most of the women there are just eye candy, they may be skilled and trained to protect their leader, but for the most part they're there to just look pretty, which is why some of them have the girls in skirts and high heels. Great for a parade, not for combat. The things we liek about zako are entirely fantasy, if a bag guy hies goons they'll mostly be men, as it's easier to find physically capable men over women, and liek I said about military guards, the only logical reason I can think of for a bad guy to have femle goons is if they serve double as eye candy. You'd look pretty good havign a bunch of prety girls serving at your whim. Thus the whole zako thing will be stuck to fantasy. Sad truth of the world, if you look sexy you're eye candy, otherwise you dress like the men in unglamouras uniforms.

 

[Pangcake22]

Really the only thing I could think of is being a stunt performer like Amy Studivant (who had play trooper in various Star War project) or a cast performer for theme park like "goons" Black Widow have to fight in Disney Avengers Campus.

 

[LishaThorne]

Closest thing that comes to mind is Professional wrestling jobbers.

 

[horatiojones80]

Become a stuntwoman! Specialize in playing goonettes in movies I guess. Stuntwomen make the best zako because they almost always have nice toned butts! Most of my favorite zako scenes in movies involve stuntwomen playing bad girls instead of actresses themselves playing the role.

https://www.undertow.club/threads/live-action-zako.1464/post-234111

If I ever get to a point in my life where I have "fuck you money" I would hire models to come over my house and flop over tables and chairs wearing tight gray officer uniforms (kind of like the sith uniforms) and use mo-capture to make it into a videogame lol. That would be pretty cool if you're into that.

 

[Kristin]

Yeah, best bet is to keep it as fantasy. Could go into stunts would be a great bet, but you’d kind of have to separate the “sexual” aspect from it to keep things professional.

Only other option is, you could perhaps open up your own fantasy studio to sell clips of yourself or if you build a large enough customer base, hire models to play zako along with you to sell to the public. Just, just gotta be able to keep that professional too. I’m sure models wouldn’t want to work with you if you’re “switched on” during most of the shoot.