Hearthstone: The Bitchwood

Eddyboy

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Apr 25, 2012
Latest Update: April 17th, 2019. If you downloaded before then, make sure to get the latest version!
In the future, the mod will be uploaded by D3ViANCE. I'm still doing the art, but he is managing the archive. Look for the most current
Download towards the end of the thread!

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Welcome to The Bitchwood, where clothing for female Hearthstone Characters is completely optional!

This mod is the spiritual successor of Whorestone, with a twist:
Where in Whorestone the aim was to mod every card in the game, this mod aims for quality instead of quantity. Then, I modded every card and minion depicting females in the art. The downside of that was that the quality of the art I used varied drastically and doing golden animations for all of them was just too time consuming.
Modding only cards that really beg for it with art that really fits them decreases the quantity of modded items, but increases the quality of the art and allows me to add golden animation to just about every single one.

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Word of warning, some of the art depicts violence against said modded characters. This may not be your cup of tea, but I won't be making an additional censored version like I used to with Whorestone. This has the upside that I will be uploading smaller updates as soon as I add individual new cards, instead of waiting for weeks and months before I think it is enough to be worth the effort.

Some Previews of Golden Animations here:
With this release, just about 95% of the cards have fitting golden animations. If you find some that I missed (which is likely), just tell me in this thread. Also, if you think some specific card absolutely needs to be modded, and if enough people share your opinion, I will likely add that card along with its golden animation. Even more likely if you link me some good art that you think will fit.

For Instructions how to install, click here:
How to install:
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0. Do NOT unzip the zip-file you download here!

1. If you haven't used it yet, download the Umod application from this post. (This one you can extract, of course)
IMPORTANT: Make sure you use the right version (uMod_v1_r44.zip). There are newer versions, but those don't work for me, and my mod probably won't work with them.

2. Start uMod, click Main -> Add Game

3. Browse to your hearthstone folder and select the Hearthstone.exe

4. Activate "Use Global Hook" under "Main"

5. Start Hearthstone normally (via Bnet Client)

6. Hearthstone should now show up as running in Umod. There, Click "Open Texture/Package" and select TheBitchwood.zip

7. Make sure you have your ingame Graphics options set to "medium" or "high". It won't work on "low"!

8. Save a template via the Main Menu of Umod and use it as default; this will automatically launch the mod with Hearthstone and therefore make use of the new Login Screen.

9. New steps, must be done once after the Hearthstone update of June 1st, 2017:
9.1. Go to your Blizzard App (Former Battlenet App)
9.2. Click the logo in the Top Left
9.3. Go to "Game Settings"
9.4. For Hearthstone, enable "Additional command line arguments"
9.5. Enter "-force-d3d9" (Without the ")
9.6. Click "Done".
This will force Hearthstone to use Direct-X9 instead of Direct-X11, making Umod work again.

Frequently asked Questions

Q: The mod doesn't work / Textures don't show up / Hearthstone Crashes
The install instructions above are the outcome of many people having many problems over the years, and the fixes for all of those are in those instructions. So all I can say is try to follow the steps exactly and exactly in the right order. Details set to medium or high? Directx9 fix applied on the battlenet client? Using Global Hook instead of trying to run the game through Umod?

Q: Can installing this get me banned?
A: No. You do not even "install" the mod, actually. Umod runs independently from Hearthstone and other games, by "intercepting" textures that would be rendered by your GPU and replacing them. No game files or aspects of your game connection are being touched in any way.
I've been developing Whorestone, this mods' predecessor, for over 3 years. Neither me, not A SINGLE ONE of the thousands of people who have downloaded the mod have been banned for it.
When it comes to what is written in Blizzard's Terms of Service, using any kind of Deck Tracker is MUCH more likely to get you banned.

Enjoy – Feedback appreciated!
 

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goldenshade69

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Feb 5, 2018
hey that one seems really well done. id really like to enjoy all the art but i dont want to risk my account. is there any way to view all the cards without actually installing that mod, like a full gallery or something?
 

Eddyboy

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Apr 25, 2012
hey that one seems really well done. id really like to enjoy all the art but i dont want to risk my account. is there any way to view all the cards without actually installing that mod, like a full gallery or something?
Good news! You do not "install" the mod. Umod runs independently from Hearthstone and other games, by "intercepting" textures that would be rendered by your GPU and replacing them. No game files or aspects of your game connection are being touched in any way.
I've been developing Whorestone, this mods' predecessor, for over 3 years. Neither me, not A SINGLE ONE of the thousands of people who have downloaded the mod have been banned for it.
When it comes to what is written in Blizzard's Terms of Service, using any kind of Deck Tracker is MUCH more likely to get you banned.
 

goldenshade69

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Feb 5, 2018
Good news! You do not "install" the mod. Umod runs independently from Hearthstone and other games, by "intercepting" textures that would be rendered by your GPU and replacing them. No game files or aspects of your game connection are being touched in any way.
I've been developing Whorestone, this mods' predecessor, for over 3 years. Neither me, not A SINGLE ONE of the thousands of people who have downloaded the mod have been banned for it.
When it comes to what is written in Blizzard's Terms of Service, using any kind of Deck Tracker is MUCH more likely to get you banned.
even if its highly unlikely to get your account banned, im not going to use it. way too much cash and time spent.

so there is no other way to view the art?
 

kindwick

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Nov 17, 2013
Eddyboy Eddyboy
Any reason you haven't posted this to darknestfantasyerotica.com? It's probably the best site for WoW mods...unfortunately, it seems to be down for some reason.
 

Sleepy Guy

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Jul 1, 2017
Usually the mod works for me but for some reason none of the mods are working anymore. Getting a "could not flush pipe buffer" error or something. Any solutions Eddyboy Eddyboy ? And yes, I have the "-force-d3d9" command inputted, used global hook, and am using the version of umod you provided in the post.
 

Eddyboy

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Apr 25, 2012
Usually the mod works for me but for some reason none of the mods are working anymore. Getting a "could not flush pipe buffer" error or something. Any solutions Eddyboy Eddyboy ? And yes, I have the "-force-d3d9" command inputted, used global hook, and am using the version of umod you provided in the post.
Sorry, no idea.
I don't think it will, but maybe try the new version of the Mod i just uploaded.

For everyone else: New Update in the first post. Make sure to re-download!
 

Shinmauru

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Mar 6, 2011
Hey Eddyboy, just wanted to thank you yet again for this. Hearthstone can be very annoying, but at least if they are going to smack my face, and can see a nice pair of tits before they explode. :P

But no, seriously, thanks again! I appreciate everything everyone has done for this game. Does the new update include Nemmy, Toki the time Tinker and a few other missing ones?
 

Eddyboy

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Apr 25, 2012
I try to put emphasis on popular cards, but until someone creates high quality art of an especially sexy tar elemental, that will have to wait. Same goes for stuff like Nemsy – I'd love to mod her, but unlike it was with Whorestone, I'm not willing to use sub-par art just to mod it at any cost. I'm already still unhappy with how jaina looks currently, but there's surprisingly little sexy art of her that is a) high-quality and b) "portrait-compatible".

I'm always open for suggestions though, if you happen to know something I could use.
 

Shinmauru

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I try to put emphasis on popular cards, but until someone creates high quality art of an especially sexy tar elemental, that will have to wait. Same goes for stuff like Nemsy – I'd love to mod her, but unlike it was with Whorestone, I'm not willing to use sub-par art just to mod it at any cost. I'm already still unhappy with how jaina looks currently, but there's surprisingly little sexy art of her that is a) high-quality and b) "portrait-compatible".

I'm always open for suggestions though, if you happen to know something I could use.
Unfortunately I can't suggest anything. I was going to suggest the one image by Mr.PotatoParty for Nemsy (just recolor the hair) but Whorestone used it already, so I wasn't sure what to use then. I would suggest getting commissions but that would be expensive. Not sure if there is an artist out there that would be willing to work for the modding community just for something fun.

Now, with the new solo campaign for Bitch - I mean WITCH wood, I see new females to play and I am eager to see them nude. If I come up with something I'll let you know. Quick question, what would count as Portrait compatible? Do you mean a close up with the torso?

- M
 

Eddyboy

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Joined
Apr 25, 2012
Need a mobile version apple android tablet versions
Sorry, since the mod works via DirectX, this isn't possible.

Unfortunately I can't suggest anything. I was going to suggest the one image by Mr.PotatoParty for Nemsy (just recolor the hair) but Whorestone used it already, so I wasn't sure what to use then. I would suggest getting commissions but that would be expensive. Not sure if there is an artist out there that would be willing to work for the modding community just for something fun.

Now, with the new solo campaign for Bitch - I mean WITCH wood, I see new females to play and I am eager to see them nude. If I come up with something I'll let you know. Quick question, what would count as Portrait compatible? Do you mean a close up with the torso?

- M
Yeah, that nemsy Image is "too toony" for what I have in mind, if that makes sense. Too much contrast, too little lighting detail to make it look good in the game. What I mean by Portrait compatible is basically: Head and chest in a relatively straight line (lying down or standing up, no sharp angles on the neck) and most importantly the option to make it fit the portrait frame without being too large or small.

I too think that doing Nemsy is important, which is why I have invested some time in making a good looking portrait for her with some of the heaviest editing I have done yet. The problem is: I have absolutely no way of testing it in the game, because I have absolutely no way of getting Nemsy. So"development" is currently frozen.

EDIT: I found a workaround. Nemsy is coming.

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Eddyboy

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Apr 25, 2012
And double post to bump the Thread: Nemsy is here! I'll probably improve it from time to time, but i'm happy with how she turned out for the time being. Download in the first post.
 
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