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Dialogue on crack

Discussion in 'Dialogue' started by Allele, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. Allele

    Allele Potential Patron

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    Some time ago, while browsing the infamous weepingcock lj, my friend challenged me to find worst quotes ever. Thus this idea was born - a dialogue consisting various quotes from published porn books, quotes so purple they reach a whole new spectrum of ultraviolet.
    Do note that I only copypasted the existing quotes for most lulz. Have fun!
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  2. Synonymous

    Synonymous Swell Supporter Content Creator

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    "Jam your cheesy tomato into my throat!"
    "Do you feel how my throat contracts and now feels tighter than a space shuttle air-lock?"
    "Poke your cocksword into my mouth-sheath that seems too small to contain any thing larger than a dick-dagger."
    "Sperm fuck my mouth-cunt!"
    "I'm a connoisseur of manmeat."
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  3. rubix

    rubix Potential Patron

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    that is truly awful... Well done
     
  4. Allele

    Allele Potential Patron

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    I'm glad you find it enjoyable ;D