Dialogue on crack (1 Viewer)

[Allele]

Some time ago, while browsing the infamous weepingcock lj, my friend challenged me to find worst quotes ever. Thus this idea was born - a dialogue consisting various quotes from published porn books, quotes so purple they reach a whole new spectrum of ultraviolet.
Do note that I only copypasted the existing quotes for most lulz. Have fun!
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[Synonymous]

"Jam your cheesy tomato into my throat!"
"Do you feel how my throat contracts and now feels tighter than a space shuttle air-lock?"
"Poke your cocksword into my mouth-sheath that seems too small to contain any thing larger than a dick-dagger."
"Sperm fuck my mouth-cunt!"
"I'm a connoisseur of manmeat."

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[rubix]

that is truly awful... Well done

 

[Allele]

that is truly awful... Well done

I'm glad you find it enjoyable ;D