bryanthunder
Ryonani Teamster
- Joined
- Feb 23, 2010
Do I really need to say who my all-time favorite gal is? Anyone who knows me, knows the answer already.
But... characters and the reasons for them. This might get long but I feel like rambling so... read the reasoning for my choices... or don't. Your choice.
In general I prefer my fictional characters be free of facial blemishes through mostly natural means as well as to be rather curvy, leaning towards the "Impossible Hourglass Figure" with large-to-enormous chests, thin waists, wide hips, and nice legs to carry the whole package around.
I enjoy most "stock" personalities, from the tomboy, to the girly-girl, from the hot-head, to the clam and collected. About the only personalities I don't care for are the loud foul-mouthed-asshole types (Like Jack from Mass Effect) or extremely childish types. (Like any high school and up girl who tries to act like they are in the third grade)
Depending on what itch I want to scratch different girls (or maybe more accurately, their outfits and figures) fulfill different spots.
Women Who I Want To See Eaten Alive:
Regina - Dino Crisis
- Her default "Spy Suit" really lights my fires. Despite the strange combination of fire-truck red hair, black leather leotard, boots and grey nylons covering all but her shoulders, the outfit really comes together with her figure to fit snug in all the right places. She's been a staple in my ryona diet ever since she appeared back at the turn of the century, and will remain forever more.
Jill Valentine - Resident Evil 3/5
- Jill has undergone some radical shifts in her time, from her facial structure to her outfits. Her default tube-top and mini-skirt from RE3 seems to have stood the test of time. Though I wish some of her bonus outfits from the same game had survived, in particular her mini-skirt policewoman uniform, or her (surprise surprise) Regina cosplay outfit. At least in RE5 we got to see her in a skin-tight suit.
Claire Redfield - Resident Evil 2
- Claire's design was typical of PS1 era Capcom; simplistic yet memorable. A skint-tight black t-shirt and biker shorts under a red jacket and equally red daisy-dukes. Sadly her RE2 redesign swapped the red shorts for blue, and gave her strange cowboy boots rather than biker boots. Shame that.
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider Anniversary
- Forget the new "more realistic" Lara, or the "Classic" cartoonishly designed Lara. This one hits the sweat-spot; a well toned figure with reasonably ample assets, and a simple sweater-over-shorts take on the iconic wardrobe, and all together you've got Lara perfected. Just wish there were more creatures who wanted to make a snack out of her.
Women I Want To See Pounded Into The Pavement:
Anna Williams - Tekken Two, Three, Fou-fucking-all-of-them.
- Though I don't particularly like her hair-cut. Anna's nature as a "tease" in a fighting tournament combined with her Chinese-dress over nylons and heels, makes me eager to see her crushed and broken. Oddly enough Bryan Fury seems to be on the same page as he always seems to enjoy beating her face in after winning a match with her. Maybe it's just wen I play though.
Catwoman - Arkham City
- While normally I couldn't care less for the ladies in Batman's life, this particular Catwoman design just fills me with awful thoughts, of the good(?) kind. Every time I see her I keep hoping for Killer Croc to pop up and tear into her with his teeth. Or Ivy to feed her to her man-eating plants. Or Clay-Face to catch her in the quick-sand that is his own body. Or watch the small group of inmates who defeated her to do what it is they do to their victims, beyond the obvious "only girl in an all male-prison" thing.
Batgirl - Batman 1960's
- While normally I couldn't care less for the ladies in Batman's life this par-.... hmm. This is more or less a repeat of the Catwoman thing. Well, at least in this regard many seem to agree they want to see the purple-clad Batgirl to be in mortal peril 90% of the time what with the multitude of videos on certain fetish sites. Not that I'm one to argue, I would just like to see more than the implied bad endings... heh heh.
Honorable Mentions:
Power Girl - Power Girl #1-12
- The short run in 2009-2010 features by far, my favorite take on the character and my favorite design of the character. Her name may be Power "Girl" but she was very much a woman in this series, and she falls very much in line with desired traits stated up top. Problem is, I almost like her too much to put her in perilous situations... almost.
Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy 7, Fan-art Everywhere.
- Talk about frustrating a design that is nearly perfect and has attracted an enormous amount of attention over the years... and rarely do I see her in appealing peril... or even appealing romance. I'd give my middle toe to see just one really good book of her in peril and doom, or in a vanilla relationship with a young fan.
Sheena Fujibayashi - Tales of Symphonia
- Kunoichi designs, whether the character actually uses stealth or any "real" Ninja tactics or gear, are awesome. Sheena's loose robe over tight pants, fit the bill. For the life of me I can't figure out why she doesn't have more popularity. But because it's so rare to even see her in this day-and-age I can't even decide on what type of peril I'd like to see her in.
Outfit I Want To See More Of Period:
Bunnysuit - Leotard variety.
- Oh such a perfect outfit. In the right hands it perfectly accentuates a woman's curves and ramps up their sexiness levels to 11, out of a possible 5. Anyone who knows me knows I love the bunnysuit, and my insatiable desire to see it in everything from ryona, to h-manga. On fictional women and real models alike. If I had it my way... I'd make a game in which all of the woman on this list, and more, were able to be seen in bunnysuits while being put through the ringer! BUNNY BUN BUNS! AHhahaha!
...
Ahem. Anyway. That's my, very in-depth rambling, nonsensical list. If you read all of it; good job! You deserve a cookie. So be sure to give yourself one some time.
But... characters and the reasons for them. This might get long but I feel like rambling so... read the reasoning for my choices... or don't. Your choice.
In general I prefer my fictional characters be free of facial blemishes through mostly natural means as well as to be rather curvy, leaning towards the "Impossible Hourglass Figure" with large-to-enormous chests, thin waists, wide hips, and nice legs to carry the whole package around.
I enjoy most "stock" personalities, from the tomboy, to the girly-girl, from the hot-head, to the clam and collected. About the only personalities I don't care for are the loud foul-mouthed-asshole types (Like Jack from Mass Effect) or extremely childish types. (Like any high school and up girl who tries to act like they are in the third grade)
Depending on what itch I want to scratch different girls (or maybe more accurately, their outfits and figures) fulfill different spots.
Women Who I Want To See Eaten Alive:
Regina - Dino Crisis
- Her default "Spy Suit" really lights my fires. Despite the strange combination of fire-truck red hair, black leather leotard, boots and grey nylons covering all but her shoulders, the outfit really comes together with her figure to fit snug in all the right places. She's been a staple in my ryona diet ever since she appeared back at the turn of the century, and will remain forever more.
Jill Valentine - Resident Evil 3/5
- Jill has undergone some radical shifts in her time, from her facial structure to her outfits. Her default tube-top and mini-skirt from RE3 seems to have stood the test of time. Though I wish some of her bonus outfits from the same game had survived, in particular her mini-skirt policewoman uniform, or her (surprise surprise) Regina cosplay outfit. At least in RE5 we got to see her in a skin-tight suit.
Claire Redfield - Resident Evil 2
- Claire's design was typical of PS1 era Capcom; simplistic yet memorable. A skint-tight black t-shirt and biker shorts under a red jacket and equally red daisy-dukes. Sadly her RE2 redesign swapped the red shorts for blue, and gave her strange cowboy boots rather than biker boots. Shame that.
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider Anniversary
- Forget the new "more realistic" Lara, or the "Classic" cartoonishly designed Lara. This one hits the sweat-spot; a well toned figure with reasonably ample assets, and a simple sweater-over-shorts take on the iconic wardrobe, and all together you've got Lara perfected. Just wish there were more creatures who wanted to make a snack out of her.
Women I Want To See Pounded Into The Pavement:
Anna Williams - Tekken Two, Three, Fou-fucking-all-of-them.
- Though I don't particularly like her hair-cut. Anna's nature as a "tease" in a fighting tournament combined with her Chinese-dress over nylons and heels, makes me eager to see her crushed and broken. Oddly enough Bryan Fury seems to be on the same page as he always seems to enjoy beating her face in after winning a match with her. Maybe it's just wen I play though.
Catwoman - Arkham City
- While normally I couldn't care less for the ladies in Batman's life, this particular Catwoman design just fills me with awful thoughts, of the good(?) kind. Every time I see her I keep hoping for Killer Croc to pop up and tear into her with his teeth. Or Ivy to feed her to her man-eating plants. Or Clay-Face to catch her in the quick-sand that is his own body. Or watch the small group of inmates who defeated her to do what it is they do to their victims, beyond the obvious "only girl in an all male-prison" thing.
Batgirl - Batman 1960's
- While normally I couldn't care less for the ladies in Batman's life this par-.... hmm. This is more or less a repeat of the Catwoman thing. Well, at least in this regard many seem to agree they want to see the purple-clad Batgirl to be in mortal peril 90% of the time what with the multitude of videos on certain fetish sites. Not that I'm one to argue, I would just like to see more than the implied bad endings... heh heh.
Honorable Mentions:
Power Girl - Power Girl #1-12
- The short run in 2009-2010 features by far, my favorite take on the character and my favorite design of the character. Her name may be Power "Girl" but she was very much a woman in this series, and she falls very much in line with desired traits stated up top. Problem is, I almost like her too much to put her in perilous situations... almost.
Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy 7, Fan-art Everywhere.
- Talk about frustrating a design that is nearly perfect and has attracted an enormous amount of attention over the years... and rarely do I see her in appealing peril... or even appealing romance. I'd give my middle toe to see just one really good book of her in peril and doom, or in a vanilla relationship with a young fan.
Sheena Fujibayashi - Tales of Symphonia
- Kunoichi designs, whether the character actually uses stealth or any "real" Ninja tactics or gear, are awesome. Sheena's loose robe over tight pants, fit the bill. For the life of me I can't figure out why she doesn't have more popularity. But because it's so rare to even see her in this day-and-age I can't even decide on what type of peril I'd like to see her in.
Outfit I Want To See More Of Period:
Bunnysuit - Leotard variety.
- Oh such a perfect outfit. In the right hands it perfectly accentuates a woman's curves and ramps up their sexiness levels to 11, out of a possible 5. Anyone who knows me knows I love the bunnysuit, and my insatiable desire to see it in everything from ryona, to h-manga. On fictional women and real models alike. If I had it my way... I'd make a game in which all of the woman on this list, and more, were able to be seen in bunnysuits while being put through the ringer! BUNNY BUN BUNS! AHhahaha!
...
Ahem. Anyway. That's my, very in-depth rambling, nonsensical list. If you read all of it; good job! You deserve a cookie. So be sure to give yourself one some time.
