Comedy Dialogue (1 Viewer)

[GoodAsh]

Okay, I've enjoyed a nice sexy dialogue. I had my orgasm. Now I just want to chuckle.

Has anyone ever tried authoring a dialogue for a straight comic intent? Several of these dialogues are silly at times, but their main intention is seduction, not humor.

As a community, we could all contribute to text file like this. We just come up with a bunch of goofy lines for Her and Him.

Him: Baby, I'm gonna stick this pecker so far down your throat, it'll straighten your lower intestines.
Her: He's brushing against my molars. My dentist will be so happy!

Has anyone tried this or something similar?

 

[Durr]

harakiri12's dialogue Jolly Good, Sir! is always good for a laugh.
Found here: http://www.sdtmods.com/index.php?topic=2774.0

 

[f93]

Rubix had one called Satire, which had a lot of in-jokes about the SDT community (and the loader, super doggystyle, etc). It's a bit empty on actual content, though - there's about one line for each trigger. Funny to skim through, though.
There's also this gem, which is patched together from the worst sex-scenes literature has to offer.
Now that I think about it, the MOLESTIA dialogue probably counts. It was originally written by ghettolink8006 according to the credits file I've got here, but that version was edited a little by me.


Some of my own ones verge on comedy at times (King Bigdik was probably a joke prompt to begin with), but I don't think I've ever written an outright silly one. If you have a silly scenario in mind (porn blooper reel, disguised aliens pretending to know about sex when they really don't, sucked into haunted low-budget hentai game you were given as an ironic joke present?) then feel free to request it.

 

[Square]

This has potential. Unfortunately, my mind is blank at the moment.

 

[f93]

I tried to get to sleep last night, and this idea popped into my head, the characters involved snarking back and forth in my head whilst I stayed awake most of the night. I've put together a dialogue to fill this, and I hope you find the idea as entertaining as I did.
Recommended character code:

charName:Rose;mood:Normal;bodyScale:1;arms:onlegs,onlegs;throatResist:50;hair:sdchan,1,1;iris:normal,56,100,137,1;breasts:70;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;herPenis:2,0.74,0.74;lipstick:0,0,0,0,0;eyeshadow:55,26,99,1;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:196,80,77,0.35;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,1,20;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,89,67,51,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,1,1,1;skinhsl:0,1,1,1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:0,1,1;balls:0,1;hisSkin:0;hisTop:shirt,238,242,245,1;hisBottoms:slacks,27,29,29,1;hisFootwear:loafers,0,0,0,1;collar:tie,0,0,0,1,232,240,255,1;cuffs:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:briefs,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;bottoms:skirt,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;tops:shirt,255,255,255,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:mari,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;tonguePiercing:none,183,187,195,1;herTan:none,0

Although you can use other ones, which would probably make the jokes involving her appearance even more surreal. Set a name for Him, whilst you're at it.
Just leave the intro running. Don't do anything - it's all automatic. It loops eventually, after about 10 minutes.

Edit: For legal reasons, I should say that the opinions of my characters do not automatically match mine. Modguy might actually have nothing against dogs, for example.

Double Edit: There's now a version of this in my main thread, which is identical aside from having a header in the dialogue comments. The actual content remains unchanged.

 

[Square]

This should be good. Must try immediately!

 

[Square]

There has been a murder. The victim: the 4th Wall. The murder weapon: existentialism by fictional characters. Time of death: 5:36 a.m.
Good for a yuck, but the amount of inside jokes confused me. And Unity platform?

 

[f93]

Unity platform?

Try this thread.

Yeah, it was a little heavy on existentialist humor and forum in-jokes. But for some reason the mental image of this snarky headless guy realising the only movements he can do by himself involve thrusting or feebly slapping this girl was really hilarious to me.

Literary allusion time: The girl's full name was going to be Rose Encrantz, it just turned out to never fit the flow of conversation, and was taken out when I decided to make a joke about the default names instead.

Anyway, I'm putting the template for linear dialogues in my thread.

 

[Lizoran]

well that was a good laugh, good job sir 8)

 

[GoodAsh]

F93, I am greatly enjoying the Weeping Cock dialogue. I thank you very much for drawing my attention to that. Expect some incoming karma for that.
ha-HA-ha-HA-ha-HA-oh-HA!
:);D :) :D :) :D :o ;D

 

[The Hacker Known As Snow]

f93 that dialogue was amazing!

 

[AlexNotAPerson]

I do have a pun war dialogue and a self-aware dialogue planned but not in progress yet that I plan on being pretty funny (if you're into puns and fourth wall breaks, that is).