Mardion
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- Jan 18, 2010
Armored Fucker is a game that produces mixed feelings - it's a great idea with some great ryona moves in there, many of which center on the girl's vagina (whether painful or erotic) but its glitches and horrible controls will frustrate all but the most patient out there.
Here's the premise. At the start you control an armored girl who fights against another armored girl. Your main means of attack are punches and kicks which are executed with your mouse, and there are also the holds, which are mostly submissions which last for quite a while. Examples include pressing your foot into your opponent's vagina, spreading her legs open as your head goes into her vagina, or a simple bearhug. I'm sure everyone will find at least a couple of favourite holds in there. That each girl's armor is slowly removed with enough hits will be sure to appeal to some as well.
Later on you can also select or fight against clothed girls or a male. The moveset is the same so your choice comes down to your preference. So far I think there are three movesets, one for your starting character, one for your opponent (yes, you and your opponent have different moves and holds!) and one for when both characters wear a strap-on - which changes the holds completely in order to utilise it (but I'm afraid I don't know how to select that).
Controls
Directional Buttons - Zooming
A,D - Move left and right respectively
W - Jump
S - Block
Q,E - Change to previous/next level's costumes (if available)
R,Y,F,H,(B/N) - Explode off parts of your armor (you can only press each of them once per battle, and you can only press either B or N)
Left mouse click - Punch(*)
Right mouse click - Kick(*)
3 then left moust click - Hold/Grab(*)
(*) So how exactly are these attacks performed? Well, for the most part, you have to position the mouse at a certain area on the screen, press the right or left button, and move the mouse around that area. There are six areas on the screen. The Upper-Right , Mid-Right , Lower-Right , Upper-Left , Mid-Left and Lower-Left. Confused yet?
Let's try out an example. Let's say you want to perform a high front kick. You place your mouse pointer at the Upper-Right point of the screen, press the right button of your mouse, and wiggle it around. Ta-da! Move pulled off! If you had placed the mouse pointer at the Upper-Left point of the screen, you'd have a different kick, same with Mid-Right etc etc etc. Yeah... it takes some getting used to!
To perform a hold, press 3 on your keyboard. You will notice the letters under your health bar turned orange. Now press the left mouse button for about a second and release it. If the opponent is close you will hold her. A different hold is initiated depending on the area of the screen where you pressed the mouse button. Note that your opponent has 12 different holds, which they perform as counter-holds (ie ONLY if you attack them) , and the hold they perform on you depends exclusively on which move you used to attack.
IMPORTANT : If your opponent gets you into a hold, move the mouse to the left and right of the screen continuously until they release you. BTW, while in a hold, you can control the camera with the QWEASD buttons.
That's about it. All that remains is the menus, but I haven't figured them out either. All I know is that at the start of the game, you have two options, one starts the armored-girl-on-armored-girl fight immediately (after a boring tutorial where you have to click on the blocks of text and the little buttons to the lower-right) , the other takes you to a training facility of sorts, where I assume you can change your moves and clothing. If someone is kind enough to write a walkthrough of sorts for this section, it will be added here.
And on to the links then. The top link is the game itself, which needs to be unzipped with 7-Zip, using the password noted right below it. The bottom link gets you to download Matrix Engine - I used it to get the game to work, without it it was impossible (eventhough most H0ngfire users claim it's not necessary).
Code:
http://www.mediafire.com/?djhdshzi7iirx56
Password : Ryonani
http://mxengine.net-dimension.com/And that's about all I can give you at this point. Good luck getting past the frustrations in order to enjoy this game! If you need some extra incentive, here's a gameplay video to help you through the procedure :
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