So I have Smash Bros and a Wii U now, and a dirty mind and a card reader. Therefore, I took a bunch of pictures of Samus lambasting Zelda and made a story out of it. ________________ Samus crouches nearby, scouting out her target, a Hylian princess on a leisurely, relaxing stroll... Samus crawls closer, silently... unnoticed by Zelda. Samus strikes, grabbing her target! Samus wastes no time, pulling the startled woman down to the ground. Samus stretches a leg up in an incredible show of flexibility, preparing something devastating... ... then brings her leg down, delivering an axe kick to Zelda's back! The force drives Zelda into the ground, popping her back up into the air! She's sent flying.... .... where she crash lands hard on her back. Samus poses just a little... ... as Zelda begins to stir. "What the hell was that?" she wonders. "mmmph. What's the meaning of this?!" Angrily, she begins to get her bearings. But Samus stays on the offensive, closing the distance between the two in an instant! Zelda stands up, just in time for Samus to punch her in her pretty face! Samus shows off her skills, comboing it into a pistol-whip... And then knocking Zelda for a loop with an elbow strike! "EYAGH!" Zelda shrieks as the elbow throws her through the air again. Zelda's next landing is rougher, as she lands face down, her breasts and face pressing into the ground. "Ghhhnggg.. ung..." Zelda moans in pain as she pushed herself up, painfully. She stands, but... her attacker is not there! "What? Where did-" Before she can ask, Samus strikes with a sweep kick, knocking the Hylian woman off her feet! Zelda crash-lands on her head again. She's slower to get up this time, and is dazed. "Muuuhh... uhh? uhnn..." All she can do is moan in pain as Samus sets up her next actions... That "next action" turns out to be a vicious leaping roundhouse kick. Samus' attack is merciless as she drills Zelda in the head with it. In one fluid motion, she lands, spins and throwsd another sweeping roundhouse, this time aimed at her body. Zelda's face contorts in pain as the kick finds home on her ribs. Samus shows off her amazing flexibility again as she quickly inverts herself on a handstand, splitting her legs and kicking Zelda with her heeled boot again! With a quick quarter twist, she brings Zelda into the air again before snapping her legs together and delivering a double-barreled drill kick! Zelda screams as she is rocketed through the air.... But the pain train continues its destructive path as Samus gracefully flips through the air, delivering a precise yet painful flash kick to Zelda's face! Zelda is thrown through the air and to the ground again as her assailant surveys the damage done... Samus pulls Zelda to her feet against her will, holding her up... then proceeds to knee smash her in the ribs repeatedly. "Time to end this." "OOF! UNGH! AAH! AAGH!" Zelda wheezes a cry of pain with every blow as the bounty hunter hammers Zelda's body with knee strike after knee strike. Dashing quickly, she darts behind Zelda. Zelda's been much too beaten to react in any sort of reasonable time frame... Samus grabs the Hylian and spins her around... ... promptly kneeing her in the crotch this time. "HUUUUUURRRNNNNGHHH!" Zelda groans as her most sensitive area is hammered by the huntress' hard knee strike. Samus pushes Zelda away to get a little distance... ... before aiming her Paralyzer pistol at Zelda's legs. "Don't worry, honey, this won't hurt. After a while..." "No... No, please... Zelda tried to beg, but it would do no good... Samus unloaded her pistol on Zelda, sending a paralyzing shot of electricity coursing through the beautiful Hylian's body... "HNHGGHHGGHGH!!" Zelda screamed as the electric shot fired through her body, sending blinding pain ripping through her. Arched backward in pain, she afforded Samus a picture-perfect pinpoint thrust kick to the chest. Samus put everything she had into the kick as she hammered Zelda in the sternum with it. Zelda was sent rocketing into the distance like a comet, her scream trailing behind her as it faded into the night... "Target eliminated." Samus gave a small flourish, posing after a job well done.