Reposted from Deadskirts and elsewhere:
"Space pirates didn’t like surprises unless they were the ones springing them. Which is why Claxi, the captain of the pirate cruiser Screwmaiden, was handling the news of her ship’s seizure by Civil Guard authorities with her usual aplomb and poise …
“Fucking Civil Guard bitches think they can fuck with my ship,” fumed Claxi, “then they’re gonna get their fucking asses handed to ‘em!”
Claxi and her crew of space pirate girls were stranded on Orbital Depot Delta, a bustling cargo station over the planet Femina Vulgaris. The Civil Guard had cordoned off her ship while her crew was taking a brief shore leave. It was only a matter of time before the Civvies closed the dragnet on her …
“Don’t let them get near that ship,” Commander Navala ordered her Civil Guard lieutenants. “If they show the tiniest sign of resistance, use all necessary force to neutralize the threat.”
Navala had landed a large force of commandos on Depot Delta in an effort to trap the wily pirate bitch Claxi. Navala could taste the impending victory over a longstanding enemy …
Claxi and her pirate babes decided they weren’t going down without a fight. They watched from the shadows as squads of commandos roamed the corridors, searching for the brigands. The pirates sneered at the Civil Guard girls’ immaculate uniforms: tight, body-hugging silver catsuits, with matching silver elbow-length battle gloves and knee-high silver battle boots …
“Bunch of fucking prima donnas,” spat Claxi. “Know why they wear those silver uniforms? So they can look at their reflections when they’re talking to each other!”
In contrast, her pirate babes were a motley group. Their “uniform” could best be described as “pirate sleazy.” The more skin they showed, the better. The slutty buccaneers wore skimpy bikini tops, midriff-revealing t-shirts, and barely-there miniskirts, shorts, or bikini bottoms. They accessorized accordingly, usually with black “fuck me” boots, gratuitous piercings, and strategically sexy tattoos. And they weren’t “bottle blondes” like most of the Civvies …
Despite all their differences in appearance, the pirates and the Civvies had some things in common: both sides were chock-full of young, attractive, hot-bodied babes …
One hot-bodied squad of Civil Guard girls marched through Section 8A of the depot, searching for the outlaws. They disdainfully ignored the “local yokels” as they went about their business, holding sinister-looking laser pulse guns in their hands. As they passed some food stalls, someone suddenly flung a basket of nuts in their faces. The lead guards recoiled; the diversion distracted them long enough for a group of pirates to jump from their cover and begin shooting with pulse guns of their own …
Tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh!
The sibilant, staccato fire of the laser guns echoed off the walls. The Civvies in front didn’t stand a chance: blasts of light raked across their jutting tits before they knew they were being ambushed. The lead girls made banshee squeals as they got knocked off their feet. They did scissor-kicks in midair before thumping onto the ground. Once down, they bounced around on their cute butts and began measuring their life expectancy in seconds …
Startled commandos searched for cover. One of them, a blonde party girl, backed into a fruit stand; she realized she was stuck and exposed. Terror gripped her; death was certain. Lasers pounded her stomach at mid-catsuit; she tilted her head back, eyes closed, screaming to the ceiling beams. More lasers hit her. She jerked madly from the impacts, collapsing onto a display of strawberries. The baskets of berries cascaded on top of her as she slumped to the floor, burying her in red: the color of the blood oozing from her suit …
Civvie commandos scrambled for their lives. A couple of curvy, vivacious blondes got their catsuits ripped open right below the bellybutton and above the pubes. They doubled over in pain, only to get battered by another round of gunfire, this time scorching them across their entire torsos. The girls made ugly grunts and crashed against the corridor walls, their legs splaying apart wide when they came to rest …
“Bitches died ugly,” laughed one of the deadly pirate girls.
But the next set of Civvie bitches died pretty. A trio of attractive, young things sighed and moaned as piercing laser beams nailed them left to right. They slid slowly down the wall, their arms bent over their heads, their eyes scrunched up in pain. They peacefully plopped down together, a cluster of sexy, snuffed babes in silver …
Desperate commando girls fought back. They knew they were getting routed. They were losing the first skirmish. Some bold troops dashed forward in counterattack, only to get instantly mowed down by the pirate girls. They sailed off their feet when the lasers cut into their busty prows and landed with soft thuds. Showing the pirates the soles of their battle boots, the gunshot girls kicked and jerked where they lay, dying in misery …
The few surviving commandos ran in retreat. A petite brunette girl got slashed through the lower back with a laser burst. It shot straight through her bellybutton, sending her pitching forward, tits-down. She sprawled out on the smooth corridor floor, doing a spastic death-squirm in her final moments …
Another retreating Civvie tripped and fell. Helpless and doomed, the girl spun onto her back and tried to return fire. She was met with a volley of laser blasts that penetrated her silver suit right in the crotch. The girl flung out her arms, cast aside her gun, and kicked out her legs. She arched her back and shook violently from the horrific pussy shot. A terminal, moaning cry marked her exit from life …
“Chase them!” shouted one of the pirate girls as the routed Civvies turned the corner. The commandos unwittingly took a wrong turn and found themselves backed into a corner. This would be their last stand … They turned to fight.
The first pirate babes who rounded the corner got drilled with a sweep of lasers. The little tarts shrieked when their sex-kitten bodies got ripped with gunfire. Their guts got scrambled where they stood; nipples received deep, searing wounds. The dusted pirates spun and slid, crumpling on top of one another in a pile of young, nearly naked girl flesh …
More pirates charged ahead to finish the job. The Civvies greased ‘em. Pulse guns sent out lethal rays that bitch-slapped the babes to shreds. A bunch of sultry, sienna-skinned lovelies soaked up gunfire all over their bodies. They clutched their injuries and made pathetic, defeated cries. They skated into one another and tangled up, their long legs locking together, stretching out their booted feet and cooling their heels – permanently.
“Kill them!” a pirate leader cried. “Kill them all!”
Even more outlaws rushed forward. The commando babes fought for their lives, filling the dead-end corridor with laser fire as they shouted angry war cries … The next wave of pirate nymphs got thrashed. The sleazy sluts ran into a wall of opposing fire that wracked their curvy bodies. They barked out hoarse grunts and groans of defeat …
“Fuck, they got me!” one pirate wailed as she grabbed her sizzling belly …
“I’m hit! I’m fuckin’ hit!” another screamed as she cupped her huge, laser-blasted tits …
“I’m fuckin’ dead …” another moaned as she grabbed her zapped groin …
Guns fell from limp hands as the pirate chicks succumbed … Once again they piled atop one another … A sizeable heap of slain pirates now blocked one end of the corridor. A firm ass wriggled here and a leather boot jiggled there, but for the most part, they were a defunct mass of sexy pirate pussy …
The rest of the pirates took advantage of their comrades’ untimely demises, using their corpses as an improvised barricade from which to shoot at the cornered Civvies. They proceeded to pelt the Civvies with gunfire, slapping them around with rapid-fire laser bursts.
A Civvie commando screamed into her radio: “Help us! Somebody, help! We’re all gonna die! We’re all – AAAAAGGHHHH!!!”
The Civvie commando chicks roared with mouths open and eyes shut in agony … Their lithe, hot bodies in skin-tight silver got fucked up badly. Whole bodies shook and jerked in rhythm with the gunfire. Silver catsuits were in tatters; girls were left standing with little more than their boots and gloves on. Blood splattered on the wall behind the laser-riveted girls. They suffered through several seconds of brutal laser lashing at the hands of the outlaw chicks before finally crumpling to the floor. Their dead bodies smoldered with wide-eyed stares of shock and revulsion … The beautiful, young Good Girls had all gotten themselves killed …
The Screwmaiden Bad Girls rejoiced as the last Civvie kicked off. The first battle had been won, but at a price. The pirates shook their heads at the tall pile of their dead sisters, dismayed by the sheer destruction.
“Shit, this sucks,” one pirate bimbo said in a moment of clarity.
“Don’t worry,” said another philosophical pirate wench, “We’ll get revenge for this!”
The shootout at Depot Delta was under way …
"Space pirates didn’t like surprises unless they were the ones springing them. Which is why Claxi, the captain of the pirate cruiser Screwmaiden, was handling the news of her ship’s seizure by Civil Guard authorities with her usual aplomb and poise …
“Fucking Civil Guard bitches think they can fuck with my ship,” fumed Claxi, “then they’re gonna get their fucking asses handed to ‘em!”
Claxi and her crew of space pirate girls were stranded on Orbital Depot Delta, a bustling cargo station over the planet Femina Vulgaris. The Civil Guard had cordoned off her ship while her crew was taking a brief shore leave. It was only a matter of time before the Civvies closed the dragnet on her …
“Don’t let them get near that ship,” Commander Navala ordered her Civil Guard lieutenants. “If they show the tiniest sign of resistance, use all necessary force to neutralize the threat.”
Navala had landed a large force of commandos on Depot Delta in an effort to trap the wily pirate bitch Claxi. Navala could taste the impending victory over a longstanding enemy …
Claxi and her pirate babes decided they weren’t going down without a fight. They watched from the shadows as squads of commandos roamed the corridors, searching for the brigands. The pirates sneered at the Civil Guard girls’ immaculate uniforms: tight, body-hugging silver catsuits, with matching silver elbow-length battle gloves and knee-high silver battle boots …
“Bunch of fucking prima donnas,” spat Claxi. “Know why they wear those silver uniforms? So they can look at their reflections when they’re talking to each other!”
In contrast, her pirate babes were a motley group. Their “uniform” could best be described as “pirate sleazy.” The more skin they showed, the better. The slutty buccaneers wore skimpy bikini tops, midriff-revealing t-shirts, and barely-there miniskirts, shorts, or bikini bottoms. They accessorized accordingly, usually with black “fuck me” boots, gratuitous piercings, and strategically sexy tattoos. And they weren’t “bottle blondes” like most of the Civvies …
Despite all their differences in appearance, the pirates and the Civvies had some things in common: both sides were chock-full of young, attractive, hot-bodied babes …
One hot-bodied squad of Civil Guard girls marched through Section 8A of the depot, searching for the outlaws. They disdainfully ignored the “local yokels” as they went about their business, holding sinister-looking laser pulse guns in their hands. As they passed some food stalls, someone suddenly flung a basket of nuts in their faces. The lead guards recoiled; the diversion distracted them long enough for a group of pirates to jump from their cover and begin shooting with pulse guns of their own …
Tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh!
The sibilant, staccato fire of the laser guns echoed off the walls. The Civvies in front didn’t stand a chance: blasts of light raked across their jutting tits before they knew they were being ambushed. The lead girls made banshee squeals as they got knocked off their feet. They did scissor-kicks in midair before thumping onto the ground. Once down, they bounced around on their cute butts and began measuring their life expectancy in seconds …
Startled commandos searched for cover. One of them, a blonde party girl, backed into a fruit stand; she realized she was stuck and exposed. Terror gripped her; death was certain. Lasers pounded her stomach at mid-catsuit; she tilted her head back, eyes closed, screaming to the ceiling beams. More lasers hit her. She jerked madly from the impacts, collapsing onto a display of strawberries. The baskets of berries cascaded on top of her as she slumped to the floor, burying her in red: the color of the blood oozing from her suit …
Civvie commandos scrambled for their lives. A couple of curvy, vivacious blondes got their catsuits ripped open right below the bellybutton and above the pubes. They doubled over in pain, only to get battered by another round of gunfire, this time scorching them across their entire torsos. The girls made ugly grunts and crashed against the corridor walls, their legs splaying apart wide when they came to rest …
“Bitches died ugly,” laughed one of the deadly pirate girls.
But the next set of Civvie bitches died pretty. A trio of attractive, young things sighed and moaned as piercing laser beams nailed them left to right. They slid slowly down the wall, their arms bent over their heads, their eyes scrunched up in pain. They peacefully plopped down together, a cluster of sexy, snuffed babes in silver …
Desperate commando girls fought back. They knew they were getting routed. They were losing the first skirmish. Some bold troops dashed forward in counterattack, only to get instantly mowed down by the pirate girls. They sailed off their feet when the lasers cut into their busty prows and landed with soft thuds. Showing the pirates the soles of their battle boots, the gunshot girls kicked and jerked where they lay, dying in misery …
The few surviving commandos ran in retreat. A petite brunette girl got slashed through the lower back with a laser burst. It shot straight through her bellybutton, sending her pitching forward, tits-down. She sprawled out on the smooth corridor floor, doing a spastic death-squirm in her final moments …
Another retreating Civvie tripped and fell. Helpless and doomed, the girl spun onto her back and tried to return fire. She was met with a volley of laser blasts that penetrated her silver suit right in the crotch. The girl flung out her arms, cast aside her gun, and kicked out her legs. She arched her back and shook violently from the horrific pussy shot. A terminal, moaning cry marked her exit from life …
“Chase them!” shouted one of the pirate girls as the routed Civvies turned the corner. The commandos unwittingly took a wrong turn and found themselves backed into a corner. This would be their last stand … They turned to fight.
The first pirate babes who rounded the corner got drilled with a sweep of lasers. The little tarts shrieked when their sex-kitten bodies got ripped with gunfire. Their guts got scrambled where they stood; nipples received deep, searing wounds. The dusted pirates spun and slid, crumpling on top of one another in a pile of young, nearly naked girl flesh …
More pirates charged ahead to finish the job. The Civvies greased ‘em. Pulse guns sent out lethal rays that bitch-slapped the babes to shreds. A bunch of sultry, sienna-skinned lovelies soaked up gunfire all over their bodies. They clutched their injuries and made pathetic, defeated cries. They skated into one another and tangled up, their long legs locking together, stretching out their booted feet and cooling their heels – permanently.
“Kill them!” a pirate leader cried. “Kill them all!”
Even more outlaws rushed forward. The commando babes fought for their lives, filling the dead-end corridor with laser fire as they shouted angry war cries … The next wave of pirate nymphs got thrashed. The sleazy sluts ran into a wall of opposing fire that wracked their curvy bodies. They barked out hoarse grunts and groans of defeat …
“Fuck, they got me!” one pirate wailed as she grabbed her sizzling belly …
“I’m hit! I’m fuckin’ hit!” another screamed as she cupped her huge, laser-blasted tits …
“I’m fuckin’ dead …” another moaned as she grabbed her zapped groin …
Guns fell from limp hands as the pirate chicks succumbed … Once again they piled atop one another … A sizeable heap of slain pirates now blocked one end of the corridor. A firm ass wriggled here and a leather boot jiggled there, but for the most part, they were a defunct mass of sexy pirate pussy …
The rest of the pirates took advantage of their comrades’ untimely demises, using their corpses as an improvised barricade from which to shoot at the cornered Civvies. They proceeded to pelt the Civvies with gunfire, slapping them around with rapid-fire laser bursts.
A Civvie commando screamed into her radio: “Help us! Somebody, help! We’re all gonna die! We’re all – AAAAAGGHHHH!!!”
The Civvie commando chicks roared with mouths open and eyes shut in agony … Their lithe, hot bodies in skin-tight silver got fucked up badly. Whole bodies shook and jerked in rhythm with the gunfire. Silver catsuits were in tatters; girls were left standing with little more than their boots and gloves on. Blood splattered on the wall behind the laser-riveted girls. They suffered through several seconds of brutal laser lashing at the hands of the outlaw chicks before finally crumpling to the floor. Their dead bodies smoldered with wide-eyed stares of shock and revulsion … The beautiful, young Good Girls had all gotten themselves killed …
The Screwmaiden Bad Girls rejoiced as the last Civvie kicked off. The first battle had been won, but at a price. The pirates shook their heads at the tall pile of their dead sisters, dismayed by the sheer destruction.
“Shit, this sucks,” one pirate bimbo said in a moment of clarity.
“Don’t worry,” said another philosophical pirate wench, “We’ll get revenge for this!”
The shootout at Depot Delta was under way …