You vs Mila (Dead or Alive) (1 Viewer)

[glutton]

You face her DURING her losing animation Dead or Alive 5 - All characters losing poses - YouTube (1:25) and get a million dollars if you make her tap out. Can you do it or do you still get your ass armbarred?

 

[thesteedman]

Considering she is the MMA champion in the DOA universe... I would imagine my arse would end up armbarred. She probably has a top ground game. I certainly wouldn't mind having an attempt at making her tap though for a million dollars.

 

[randomguy]

even if I could beat her funny enough I would not be able to personally hit her. No seriously I'd be like "I do not wanna hit the pretty girl" and that is probably when she'd get her second wind and choke me out

 

[thesteedman]

even if I could beat her funny enough I would not be able to personally hit her. No seriously I'd be like "I do not wanna hit the pretty girl" and that is probably when she'd get her second wind and choke me out

The solution to that would be to give her a good old bearhug. That way you're not technically hitting her, and who knows you might be able to squeeze out a submission from her... that is if she doesn't strike her way out or counter with some crazy choke out move.

 

[Raden]

She would probably still kill me, but that wouldn't stop me from trying.

 

[randomguy]

I wouldn't want a hurt her at all lol. Even if I tried she'd still own me. I could never be a fighter in these tournaments. Even if I was some super powered badass the second my opponent is a girl I think is cute I'd be all like "fuck...I can't do this" and would get my ass handed to me

 

[Raden]

You've just flunked villain school, Randomguy. I give you an f-

AND THE F ISN'T EVEN CAPITALIZED

 

[ReyDeLosPuñetazos]

No way would I survive her.

 

[anotherguttersnipe]

Hmph. I have 'a guy' who will take care of this for me.

 

[onlinehero]

For a million I would do almost anything (as long as it would be legal)! Sure, I would try to win my million!

But then again, it might be fun to lose to her, and also lose a million too. If she is as tough as in DOA, then she probably would get to beat me up and I would be the one who would stay in the ring, laying in the mat defeated :P

 

[TheCrimsonRisk]

Hmph. I have 'a guy' who will take care of this for me.

*cracks knuckles* You rang, master?

 

[anotherguttersnipe]

*cracks knuckles* You rang, master?

Yes. Go stretch her like a pretzel! I have strategies to conceive.

(on a mildly related note, Mila, Kasumi, Helena, and Christie are coming to an xnalara near you)

 

[thesteedman]

Yes. Go stretch her like a pretzel! I have strategies to conceive.

(on a mildly related note, Mila, Kasumi, Helena, and Christie are coming to an xnalara near you)

This is good news. I can't use XNA to save my life but if Mila is getting a model I sure as heck might give it another go!

 

[Ryona_Scribe]

Hmm... Me, personally, likely not. I'm a lover and a writer, not the kind who would attack a pretty lady like Mila in a situation like that. On that note, however, I would like to mention that if Mila were in that situation and the offer were made to me, I'm sure I could coax others to handle the situation. And I wouldn't need money to do so either, after all Mila dared to be defeated around the area where people like to partake in tournaments, and biochemical research, and... Random acts of violence, stimulated by literally whatever they feel like punching each other over. Simply offend the nearest person who appears capable in a fight, blame Mila, and hit the record button on the camera. As I said, I personally, would not be one to attack her. Take that how you will. :D

 

[Continue?]

I'd just ask her if a good fuck would make her feel better XD

 

[Raden]

I guess you're trying to get your arm snapped in half rather than win a million dollars... lol

 

[Somepersoncorn]

I'd say that I can't bring myself to hit her.
Then Mila would probably beat me to a bloody pulp.