"Yeah, posting your address in the open like that was pretty fucking stupid. Let's just hope the worst anyone does is order us pizza."
had the idea to write a dialogue for sdt about a guy surfing 4chan posting his address in a hookup thread... only to actually have someone respond. naturally the girl is abrasive and abusive, but also horny and (at least hopefully) a bit funny. when it's done you could probably edit it a bit to fit with craigslist or any other similar site, but it really is meant to sort of represent how i see 4chan: offensive, irrational, unbalanced, and never to be taken too seriously.
boring talky bits about the design of the dialogue
taking an inspiration from some of the other dialogues on the board i decided to make things randomize a bit every time you start to keep it interesting. the girl that arrives will either be a (late) highschooler, college age, or recently graduated. the guy is highschool, college, recent grad, middle aged (~25-35) or older (40+). there's about a 50% chance either of them has a boy/girlfriend, and a further chance the guy is married - see belod.
Dialogue thus far
4/15/2013 - added first_throat lines
Code:
intro:"[ARMS_HIS_LEGS][TAP_HANDS][TAP_HANDS][ANGRY_MOOD][RELEASE]Hey! Asshole![NORMAL_MOOD][intro1]"{"check":{"introset":"false"},"set":{"introset":"true"},"set":{"grabbed":0}}
intro1:"Whoah! Slow down a moment, who are you?[intro2]"{"style":"Him","set":{"herage":"highschool"}}
intro1:"Whoah! Slow down a moment, who are you?[intro2]"{"style":"Him","set":{"herage":"college"}}
intro1:"Whoah! Slow down a moment, who are you?[intro2]"{"style":"Him","set":{"herage":"postcol"}}
intro2:".Б.Б.Б Are you fucking serious?[intro3]"{"set":{"hisage":"highschool"}}
intro2:".Б.Б.Б Are you fucking serious?[intro3]"{"set":{"hisage":"college"}}
intro2:".Б.Б.Б Are you fucking serious?[intro3]"{"set":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
intro2:".Б.Б.Б Are you fucking serious?[intro3]"{"set":{"hisage":"middle"}}
intro2:".Б.Б.Б Are you fucking serious?[intro3]"{"set":{"hisage":"older"}}
intro3:"You show up at my door unannounced, and almost tackle me as soon as I open the door! I don't see any pizza, so-[intro4]"{"style":"Him"}
intro4:"[TAP_HANDS][ANGRY_MOOD]God you're dense![NORMAL_MOOD]БББ 4chan! Hookup thread! Ring any bells?[intro5a]"
intro4:"[TAP_HANDS][ANGRY_MOOD]God you're dense![NORMAL_MOOD]БББ 4chan! Hookup thread! Ring any bells?[intro5b]"{"set":{"hasgf":"true"}}
intro5a:"Holy shit, you actually came?[intro6a]"{"style:"Him"}
intro5b:"H-Бh-Бh-Бholy shit! You actually came?[intro6b]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hisage":"college"}}
intro5b:"H-Бh-Бh-Бholy shit! You actually came?[intro6c]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
intro5b:"H-Бh-Бh-Бholy shit! You actually came?[intro6d]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
intro5b:"H-Бh-Бh-Бholy shit! You actually came?[intro6e]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hisage":"older"}}
intro6a:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something? Does 'Bored and looking for someone to fuck my face' mean something different in whatever moon language you speak?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro7]"
intro6a:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something? Does 'Looking for someone to fuck my face since my boyfriend's playing Starcraft' mean something different in whatever moon language you speak?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro7]"{"set":{"hasbf":"true"}}
intro6b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro6b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro6c:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6c:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro6d:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6d:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6d:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro6e:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6e:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6e:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro6e:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you stupid or something?[intro6f]"{"set":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro6f:"Does 'Bored and looking for someone to fuck my face' mean something different in whatever moon language you speak?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro7]"
intro6f:"Does 'Looking for someone to fuck my face since my boyfriend's playing Starcraft' mean something different in whatever moon language you speak?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro7]"{"set":{"hasbf":"true"}}
intro6f:"Does 'Bored and looking for a married man to fuck my face' mean something different in whatever moon language you speak?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro7]"{"check":{"haswife":"true"},"set":{"wantsmarried":"true"}}
intro7:"No, it's just.Б.Б.Б I didn't expect any of those threads to actually WORK."{"style":"Him"}
intro8:"[HAPPY_MOOD]Yeah, posting your address in the open like that was pretty fucking stupid. Let's just hope the worst anyone does is order us pizza.[MOOD_NORMAL][intro9]"
intro9:"Hey! I deleted it like ten seconds later![intro10]"{"style":"Him"}
intro10:"Really? Guess we both lucked out then.[NORMAL_MOOD] Anyway.[ANGRY_MOOD] Cock. Face. Go.[NORMAL_MOOD][intro11]"
intro11:"B-Бb-Бbut I have a girlfriend![intro12a]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hasgf":"true"},"check":{"haswife":"false"}}
intro11:"I have a wife![intro12c]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hasgf":"true"},"check":{"haswife":"true"}}
intro11".Б.Б.Б Are you serious?[intro12b]"{"style":"Him","check":{"hasgf":"false"}}
intro12a:"[HAPPY_MOOD]It's fine, I have a boyfriend.[NORMAL_MOOD][intro12a2]"{"check":{"hasbf":"true"}}
intro12a2:"How does that make it fine!?[intro12a3]"{"style":"Him"}
intro12a3:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Jesus christ. Are you gonna fuck my face or did I drive over here for nothing?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro13]"
intro12a:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Then what the fuck were you posting in a hookup thread for?[NORMAL_MOOD][intro12a4]"{"check":{"hasbf":"false"}}
intro12a4:"I.Б.Б.Б that is.Б.Б.[intro12a3]"{"style":"Him"}
intro12b:"I'm kneeling in front of you and trying to get your pants off. The fuck do you mean am I serious?[intro13]"{"check":{"hasbf":"false"}}
intro12b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you gonna facefuck me or do I have to sneak back to my boyfriend's place and squeeze under his desk if I want to suck dick tonight?[MOOD_NORMAL][intro13]"{"check":{"hasbf":"true"},"check":{"herage":"highschool"}}
intro12b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you gonna facefuck me or do I have to drive back to my boyfriend's dorm and squeeze under his desk if I want to suck dick tonight?[MOOD_NORMAL][intro13]"{"check":{"hasbf":"true"},"check":{"herage":"college"}}
intro12b:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you gonna facefuck me or do I have to drive back to my boyfriend's place and squeeze under his desk if I want to suck dick tonight?[MOOD_NORMAL][intro13]"{"check":{"hasbf":"true"},"check":{"herage":"postcol"}}
intro12c:"[ANGRY_MOOD]THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF FINDING A MARRIED MAN![intro13]"{"check":{"wantsmarried":"true"}}
intro12c:"[AHEGAO_MOOD]Does that make me your mistress.Б.Б.Б?Б I promise I'll keep quiet, as long as you [ANGRY_MOOD]FUCKING FUCK MY FACE ALREADY![NORMAL_MOOD][intro13]"
intro13:"I, uh... okay.[HOLD]"{"set":{"grabbed":1}}
intro:"[afterintro]"{"check":{"introset":"true"}}
afterintro:"Hello? You awake?[impatient]"
afterintro:"Do I need to pinch your nutsack to prove to you that you aren't dreaming?[impatient]"
afterintro:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Asshole! Snap out of it![NORMAL_MOOD][impatient]"
afterintro:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Cock! Mouth! Now![NORMAL_MOOD][impatient]"
afterintro:"What, did you suddenly turn gay on me?"
afterintro:"Please don't tell me I need to be wearing a diaper or some shit to get you off."
afterintro:"Please don't tell me you only get hard over cartoons."
afterintro:"What, are you worried your girlfriend's going to walk in? I locked the door."{"check":{"hasgf":"true"},"check":{"haswife":"false"}}
afterintro:"Don't worry, I'll suck your cock every week if your girlfriend finds out and breaks up with you."{"check":{"hasgf":"true"},"check":{"haswife":"false"}}
afterintro:"What, are you worried your wife's going to walk in? I locked the door."{"check":{"haswife":"true"}}
afterintro:"Don't worry, I'll suck your cock every week if your wife finds out and leaves you."{"check":{"haswife":"true"}}
afterintro:"Don't tell me you have a girlfriend or something you're worried about."{"check":{"hasgf":"false"}}
afterintro:"Oh come on, I could be playing fucking Starcraft with my boyfriend."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"}}
afterintro:"Show some respect and at least make this worth cheating on my boyfriend for."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"}}
afterintro:"Don't tell me you're worried about me having a boyfriend or some shit. If I had a boyfriend I'd be sucking his cock instead."{"check":{"hasbf":"false"}}
afterintro:"How.Б.Б. old are you,Б exactly?[afterintroa1]"{"style":"Him","check":{"herage":"highschool"}}
afteringtoa1:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Old enough to suck cock.[NORMAL_MOOD]"
afterintro:"Wait, haven't I seen you on campus?[afterintrob1]"{"style":"Him,"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
afterintrob1:"[HAPPY_MOOD]You go to DSU? [AHEGAO_MOOD] Maybe we'll have to meet in the coffee shop bathrooms between class sometime.[NORMAL_MOOD]"
afterintro:"I swear to god if you make a crack about being old enough to be my dad, I'm going to punch you in the sack."{"check":{"hisage":"older"},"check":{"herage":"highschool"}}
afterintro:"Don't tell me you need to go get some Cialis or some shit."{"check":{"hisage":"older"}}
afterintro:"You know, I could just go back to campus and see if there are any guys in the weight room."{"check":{"herage":"college"}}
afterintro:"I'm skipping class for this, asshole. Get to it."{"check":{"herage":"college"}}
afterintro:"I'm skipping class for this, asshole. Get to it."{"check":{"herage":"highschool"}}
impatient:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Fucking... let go![RELEASE]ББ I'll do it. God."{"check":{"grabbed":1}, "set":{"grabbed":0}}
impatient:"[ANGRY_MOOD]For the love of... I'll do it, christ.[RELEASE]"{"check":{"grabbed":1}, "set":{"grabbed":0}}
impatient:"[ANGRY_MOOD][RELEASE]Fine then! If you won't face fuck me then I'll rape you with my throat!"{"check":{"grabbed":1}, "set":{"grabbed":0}}
impatient:"[ANGRY_MOOD][CLOSE_EYES]ББББ[OPEN_EYES]Just let me do it.[RELEASE]"{"check":{"grabbed":1}, "set":{"grabbed":0}}
impatient:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Hurry the f... You know what? [RELEASE] I'll do it."{"check":{"grabbed":1}, "set":{"grabbed":0}}
first_throat:"Only a few more inches to go..."
first_throat:"Almost got it..."
first_throat:"Mmmm, can you feel my throat stretching around your cock?"
first_throat:"Come on, I want to give you a nice big kiss on the hips."
first_throat:"God I wish my boyfriend was this big."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"}}
first_throat:"Thank God my boyfriends thinks that blowjobs don't count."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"}}
first_throat:"So? Is your girlfriend this good at sucking cock?"{"check":{"hasgf":"true"}}
first_throat:"Oh, wow your cock feels good in my mouth."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"},"check":{"hasgf":"true"}}
first_throat:"I should ask my boytoy if he wants to watch me suck cock sometime."{"check":{"hasbf":"true"},"check":{"hasgf":"false"}}
first_throat:"You should ask your girlfriend if she wants to have a cocksucking party some time."{"check":{"hasbf":"false"},"check":{"hasgf":"true"}}
first_throat:"So... you're single, right?"{"check":{"hasbf":"false"},"check":{"hasgf":"false"}}
first_throat:"So how's my throat? [MOOD_AHEGAO]Nice and tight?[MOOD_NORMAL]"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"}}
first_throat:"[COUGH]Come on, push me down harder![HOLD]"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"Gah...! They didn't teach us this in sex ed, where did you learn how to do this?[fta]"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"},"style":"Him"}
fta:"[SHOCK]N.Б.Б.none of your business![MOOD_ANGRY]"
first_throat:"Come on, grab my head and push me down already! It feels kinda good...[HOLD]"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"},"check":{"grabbed":0},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"Come on, push me down already! It feels kinda good..."{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"},"check":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"My first college cock... awesome![ftb]"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
ftb:"Your... first?[ftb2]"{"style":"Him"}
ftb2:"[MOOD_ANGRY]My first COLLEGE cock.[MOOD_NORMAL]"
first_throat:"G... give me a second... I'm more used to guys my size..."{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
first_throat:"This cock... so goddamn tasty!"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"Your cock is huge... do all guys get this big after highschool?"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"Wow... not even the varsity quarterback has a cock this big!"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"Give me a second... you're a lot bigger than anyone else I've had down my throat before."{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"Sucking an older guy's cock feels so... SEXY!"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}}
first_throat:"Having this old, at cock in my mouth feels so wrong... so HOT!"{"check":{"herage":"highschool"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}}
first_throat:"Come on, push me down harder! I've done this plenty of times before.[HOLD]"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"[MOOD_NORMAL]I've gotten way too used to this.. [MOOD_HAPPY] nah!"{"check":{"herage":"college"}}
first_throat:"Wow, you have a pretty big cock for someone your age."{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"}}
first_throat:"Hows that for an incentive to go to college?"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"}}
first_throat:"Wow, not even the basketball coach's cock is this big![ftc]"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
ftc:"Y..you suck cock for grades?[ftc2]"{"style":"Him"}
ftc2:"[ANGRY_MOOD]Are you kidding me?[AHEGAO_MOOD] I suck his cock because he's fucking HOT![HAPPY_MOOD]"
first_throat:"I think your cock is just the perfect size for my throat!"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
first_throat:"It's so much nicer doing this without having to go through all the college drama bullshit..."{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"Come on! Just push me to the base already, I have classes I need to get to![HOLD]"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"I love older guys like you that can last long enough to really fuck my throat before cumming."{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"Do you like feeling my coed throat sБtБrБeБtБcБh?"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"Did the girls do this back when you were my age?"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}}
first_throat:"Come on, ram that fat old cock down my tight coed throat![HOLD]"{"check":{"herage":"college"},"check":{"hisage":"older"},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"Oh, fuck yes! Stretch my throat like the dirty slut I am!"{"check":{"herage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"I love feeling a big fat cock stretch my throat out like that!"{"check":{"herage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"Try not to come too quick, ehehe..."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"}}
first_throat:"So have they taught you this in sex ed yet?[ftd]"{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"highschool"}}
ftd:"S... shut up! I'm not that young!"{"style":"Him"}
first_throat:"Aah, reminds me of being back in college..."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"college"}}
first_throat:"Come on, show me some school spirit! [HOLD] Fuck that throat like you mean it!"{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"college"},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"Having you stretch my throat like that feels so nice..."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"Come on, just a little further."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"postcol"}}
first_throat:"[COUGH][COUGH]Wow, I've gotten rusty since college."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"[COUGH]Just a bit [COUGH]further and I'll have it."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"middle"}}
first_throat:"It's okay, you can push me harder..."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}, "check":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"It's okay, you can push down if you want[HOLD]..."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}, "check":{"grabbed":0},"set":{"grabbed":1}}
first_throat:"That's it, that's it! Just promise me you won't have a heart attack once I get it all the way in."{"check":{"herage":"postcol"},"check":{"hisage":"older"}}overall... expect dirty talk, and some interesting age/relationship related things (if both have SO's, there are going to be a few lines about having a four way or swapping partners; older man with a college girl might get asked if his company has internships; etc), and of course some humor.
as far as feedback... would there be any sort of interest in this? what sort of thing would you like to see pop up?
4/15/2013: added the first_throat dialogue. going to work on resistance next, then probably first_dt. resistance might take a while, since i want to include a decent number of lines for each situation, but first_dt should go pretty quick since you're only going to see one line per time running the dialogue.
